Go to Jail and get Free Medical/Dental care?

I was thinking about commiting a crime just so I can get needed health and dental care. Only prisoners are given health benefits in this country-how sick is that! And for this, they want us to pay taxes-to drop bombs and pay for the criminals. How can anyone not rebel in a major upheavel and uprising against these barbaric principles. So, convince me what to do?
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I'm sure you are kidding about commiting a crime. However I see where you'r comming from.I'm a EMT and do about 400 calls a year.It saddens me to repond to a call of a elderly person who has been sick for days,and still refuses to be seen in hospital because they have no to pay for medical bills.Couples with children,some both working 2 jobs and no heath benefits asking me if it is ness. that thier baby go to hospital because they can't afford it (most allow us to transport..thank God) I could go on and on. However our area covers 2 state Prisons,1 with a state of the art medical unit. If a inmate is injured ( fight,rape,stabed ect ) or has a sudden medical emg.( chest pains,diff. breathing,unrespondsiveness,possable stroke ect) We get to transport them ,no questions asked....the state pays. Believe me,we do have the best medical care in this country,but the sytem sucks as to who gets it.As to convinceing you what to do? What can we do! When ever I vote I vote for the person who is not already in that office.Something has got to change. Sorry if I sound harsh,but I needed to vent a little too. :)
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